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chees-us:

i could achieve so much with big boobs and blonde hair

delag0at:

lmao . 

delag0at:

lmao . 

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator


P-Please? :) <3 I’d definitely get arrested for THAT!

P-Please? :) <3 I’d definitely get arrested for THAT!

OMFG AHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHEHEEHEHEEEE

at the avengers premiere
  • Guy dressed as Thor:

    THIS SEAT IS BROKEN. ANOTHER.


A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

  • me:

    i have a bruise

  • me:

    i'm going to name you Lee

  • me:

  • bruise:

  • me:

  • bruise:

  • me:

  • bruise:

  • me:

    Bruise Lee

rollingwiththemhallows:

when your mom agrees to have a girls night with you

and then ditches you because she has better plans

i feel so accomplished when people i like reblog me